Halloween: Our 10 Best Sellers

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The Halloween 2026 list

Creatine got you here.
Our 10 best sellers for what’s next.

No tricks. Here is what each bottle is for, who it fits, how to run it, and what buyers say. Pick any 4, and code B2G2 takes 50% off.

Creatine got you here. It cannot get you there. Four Vintage Muscle bottles in front of two jack-o’-lanterns
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By Jared Van Yperen, founder · Updated October 2026 · 9 min read

Short version: Creatine and protein do their jobs. They do not raise your ceiling. Each bottle below does one job. Jump to yours:

Lose fat, keep muscleNo PCTSizeHard, dry lookFirst cycleFinish a cycleSleep
A note from our founder

I take what we sell.

I started Vintage Muscle six years ago because the supplement aisle was full of dust. I still test every product on myself first. That clip is me, taking my dose. Yes, it tastes that bad.

Halloween is the one night a guy can dress up as somebody bigger. This list is for the other 364.* Guys ask me which bottles matter, so here it is: our 10 best sellers, what each one is for, and who should skip it.

Jared

Before the list

3 reasons creatine and protein stall out.

3 reasons creatine and protein can’t get you past your plateau: four bottles on a desk by a candle-lit jack-o’-lantern
  1. 1Creatine fills the tank. It powers short, hard sets. It does not raise your ceiling.
  2. 2Protein is the bricks. Bricks sit still when the build signal is weak.
  3. 3Your body has a brake. It makes myostatin, a protein whose job is to limit muscle growth. And past 35, the same work tends to build less.

Each bottle below does one job: build size, harden up, cut, recover, or finish a cycle.*

CT Fletcher, paid brand partner.

The list

Ranked by what sold most in the last 90 days.

Quotes come from verified buyers. Results vary.*

1

Best seller · For the cut

Hydroxygenin

Creator video. Some creators get free product or pay from us.

2 mL each morning8 weeks = 2 bottlesNo PCTNo caffeine

What it is: Three actives in each 2 mL serving. T2 for your metabolism, laxogenin to help you keep muscle on a diet, and GBB to help you burn fat for fuel.*

Why guys buy it: A long diet can eat muscle along with the fat. Hydroxygenin is built for the cut, so you can drop fat and keep what you lifted for.*

Heads-up: You may sweat hard. Take 1 mL a day for the first 3 days. Skip it if you get drug tested, take thyroid medicine, or have a thyroid, heart, blood pressure, liver or kidney condition.

“Purchased it before and saw the fat trimming. Like a great amount went from 21%bf down to 16%. Loved it and now I know what to expect…”Nesto P., verified buyer · Feb 2026

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2

Stack add-on · No PCT

MYO-11

A bottle of MYO-11 and a power pill bottle next to a jack-o’-lantern
2 mL before you train8 weeks = 2 bottlesNo PCTNo break

What it is: One active, a compound found in plants, printed on the label by its full chemical name. The label says 200 mg. Our lab test found 220 mg.

Why guys buy it: MYO is for myostatin, the brake. MYO-11 is formulated to target a fuller, thicker look.* It is non-hormonal, so it goes on top of your creatine with no PCT and no break.

Skip it if: you have a liver, kidney or heart condition, or your testing office has not cleared the label.

“Taking MYO-11 & Urbonol & my lifts have gone up 10-20lbs. Plus my recovery time has shorted greatly. I’m 57 and need all the help I can & this stuff works.”Matthew J W., verified buyer · Apr 2026

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3

For size · Hard gainers

Equi-Mass

90 Day Hardcore Bulk: the complete cycle, six bottles in the fog with a jack-o’-lantern
2 mL a day8 weeks = 2 bottlesThen 4 weeks PCT

What it is: Two actives at 200 mg each, so 400 mg a serving. Our lab found 420 mg. Formulated to support protein synthesis and full, dense size.*

Why guys buy it: You eat big and the scale stalls, or the gain lands on your waist. Heavy days leave you sore all week. Equi-Mass is built for that guy.*

Plan your PCT: Equi-Mass suppresses your natural testosterone while you take it. Run Cycle Support from day one, then 4 weeks of Arimidione and Cycle Support. It can raise your appetite and add some water. Get blood work before and after. Skip it if you get drug tested, or have a liver, kidney or heart condition.

“…I have put on about 8 lbs of muscle in 6 weeks but my favorite part is the recovery. I used stay sore but I’m pushing harder than ever before in the gym and at 37 years old I’m recovering like I’m in my 20’s again.”Hunter G., verified buyer · Feb 2026

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Brand partners

First CT. Now Lee.

Lee Priest with five Vintage Muscle tinctures between two jack-o’-lanterns

CT Fletcher, 3× World Bench Press Champion, put his name on Vintage Muscle first. IFBB pro Lee Priest signed on in 2026. Both lift more than your gym pal ever will.

Paid brand partners.

4

Density · No PCT

Uronabol

A Uronabol and MYO-11 order in a bubble mailer next to a jack-o’-lantern: treats came through
2 mL a day8 weeks = 2 bottlesNo PCTNo break

What it is: One active at 215 mg, a five-ring compound that plants make in the wax on their leaves. Our lab test found 223 mg.

Why guys buy it: It is formulated to target a dense, full, hard look.* It is non-hormonal, so you can run it back to back, or keep it going through PCT and your weeks off.

Heads-up: It stings for a few seconds, so keep a chaser ready. Skip it if you have a liver, kidney or heart condition, or your testing office has not cleared the label.

“…I didn’t see any results until around week 2-3. My T-shirts are really starting to tighten around my arms and chest. I’m about to do a second round in a few days…”Erwin Y., verified buyer · Mar 2026

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5

The hard, dry look

Win-Test

A bottle of Win-Test and a power pill bottle next to a jack-o’-lantern
2 mL a day8 weeks = 2 bottlesThen 4 weeks PCT

What it is: 200 mg of 5a-OHP, an early step on the backdoor route your body uses to make DHT, plus a resin acid from pine. Formulated to take you from lean to hard.*

Why guys buy it: You are lean, but the mirror still shows soft and flat. Win-Test shows best under 15% body fat. Run it at maintenance or in a deficit, never in a heavy bulk.*

Plan your PCT: Win-Test suppresses your natural testosterone while you take it, so 4 weeks of PCT follow every cycle. It can dry out your joints. Skip it if you get drug tested, or have a liver, kidney, heart or joint condition.

“The taste was a shock at first but now I look forward to it every morning. I am a week in and can start seeing and feeling the difference. I also feel stronger, I have increased 5 to 10 pounds in every exercise…”Harry S., verified buyer · Apr 2026

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What buyers would tell a friend about Vintage Muscle

Quotes from our post-purchase buyer survey. The comments come from CT Fletcher and Lee Priest, our paid brand partners.

6

First-cycle pick

RAD-Mass

A bottle of RAD-Mass on a foggy stage between two jack-o’-lanterns
2 mL a day8 to 12 weeksThen 4 weeks PCT

What it is: One active at 100 mg, 4-androstene-3β-ol,17-one. Formulated to target lean size and fullness in your chest, shoulders and arms.*

Why guys buy it: It is our usual first-cycle pick. One active and one clean 8-week run teach you how your body responds.

Plan your PCT: RAD-Mass suppresses your natural testosterone while you take it. Start Cycle Support on day one, and Arimidione the day after your last dose. Skip it if you get drug tested, or have a liver, kidney, heart or prostate condition.

“51 years old, been back in the gym 8 weeks. Taking Radmass 2 weeks. Went 5 beautiful reps with 205 on the squat rack today… Product is fantastic, taste like sh!t but effective…”Ronnie T., verified buyer · Dec 2022 · photo discount

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7

Old-school strength

19-Nandro

2 mL a day8 weeks = 2 bottlesThen 4 weeks PCT

What it is: 100 mg of 19-NorDHEA, a 19-nor prohormone and the only active in the bottle. Our lab test found 118 mg. Formulated to target a thick, full look.*

Why guys buy it: Sessions feel stronger first, and by week 4 your muscles look fuller.* It is for the guy who has run a cycle before.

Plan your PCT: 19-Nandro suppresses your natural testosterone while you take it. Skip PCT, and your libido and mood can drop. Skip it if you get drug tested, or have a liver, kidney, heart or prostate condition. First cycle? Start with RAD-Mass.

“I’ve had amazing results weighing 225 I was stuck with a 255 bench press but I just hit 275 all of my other lifts have gone up 15 to 25 pounds…”Robert G., verified buyer · May 2023

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8

Lean, dense muscle

1-Androl

Creator video. Some creators get free product or pay from us.

2 mL a day8 weeks = 2 bottlesThen 4 weeks PCT

What it is: 100 mg of 1-DHEA, also called 1-Andro, in a carrier that keeps the full dose dissolved. Our lab test found 101 mg. Formulated to target lean, dense muscle and strength.*

Why guys buy it: You lift 3 or more days a week, you hit your protein, and the bar has not moved in months. Run it at maintenance or a small surplus.

Plan your PCT: 1-Androl suppresses your natural testosterone while you take it, so 4 weeks of PCT follow every cycle. It can dry out your joints. Skip it if you get drug tested, or have a liver, kidney, heart or joint condition. Want a first run with no PCT? Start with Uronabol.

“…I saw strength increased after one solid week and definition after week 4 into week 5. Will definitely repeat a cycle after a month off.”Pedro P., verified buyer · Oct 2025 · photo discount

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Creatine got you here: four Vintage Muscle tinctures on a table at night with a jack-o’-lantern

The comments come from CT Fletcher and Lee Priest, our paid brand partners.

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The PCT

Arimidione

The 90-day reset: Equi-Mass, 19-Nandro, MYO-11 and Arimidione
2 mL a day1 bottle = 1 PCTStarts the day after your cycle

What it is: One active at 50 mg, 3β-hydroxy-androsta-4,6-diene-17-one. Formulated to support natural testosterone production and a healthy estrogen balance after your last cycle dose.*

Why guys buy it: Equi-Mass, Win-Test, RAD-Mass, 19-Nandro and 1-Androl each end with 4 weeks of it, next to Cycle Support. Have the bottle on your shelf before your cycle ends.

Skip it if: you get drug tested, or have a hormone-sensitive, liver, kidney or heart condition.

“Great product to keep my gains. This pct keeps my body on point until the next cycle.”Derek D., verified buyer · Aug 2025

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10

Night recovery · No PCT

MK-Tropin

A bottle of MK-Tropin, labeled GH-Tropin, next to a jack-o’-lantern
2 mL before bedNo PCTNo hormones

What it is: Two actives at 50 mg each, puerarin from kudzu root and L-Dopa. Formulated to support deep, restful sleep and overnight recovery.* The bottle reads GH-Tropin.

Why guys buy it: You train hard, sleep light, and wake up flat. Take it 30 to 60 minutes before bed. It runs on a cycle, in PCT, or on its own.

Heads-up: Do not take it with an MAO inhibitor. If you take medicine for mood, blood pressure or Parkinson’s, get your doctor’s OK first. Skip it if you are pregnant or nursing, or have a heart, liver or kidney condition, glaucoma, or a history of melanoma. Some buyers report vivid dreams.

“My recovery on my Whoop has been about 20% higher average since I started taking this and my sleep efficiency went up to over 95%!”J.T. A., verified buyer · May 2025

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Rather skip the planning?

Six bottles. Two phases. Arimidione in the box.

Six bottles, two phases: the 90-day Vintage Muscle cycle map

The 90-Day Hardcore Bulk maps a full cycle for you. Days 1 to 60: 2 Equi-Mass and 2 19-Nandro. Days 61 to 90: MYO-11 and Arimidione. It is built for men who have run a hormonal cycle before. Cycle Support is not in the box, so add it from day one.

It is a subscription. A new box ships and bills every 90 days until you cancel. Cancel or swap any time.

See the 90-day kit
Real guys. Real bottles.

What it looks like on the gym floor.

His #1 pick is VINTAG3D, our high-stim pre. It just missed this list. Some creators got free product or pay from us. Results vary.*

The offer

Mix any 4. Pay for 2.

Pick any 4 bottles from this list. Code B2G2 takes 50% off when your cart holds 4 or more. Each pick’s button applies the code for you.

A Vintage Muscle order box with a hat, lifting straps and a jack-o’-lantern

The hat and lifting straps come free with 7 or more bottles.

  • 4 bottles: 50% off with code B2G2.
  • 7 bottles: 50% off, plus a free hat and lifting straps.
  • Free in your cart: 2 digital training guides with every order. Pick a free power pill when you spend $50, and a second one at $150.
  • Shipping: order before 3 PM Mountain Time, Monday to Saturday, and it ships the same day from Utah, except on holidays.
  • Guarantee: the first bottle of each product has a 30-day guarantee. Not happy? Email us within 30 days of purchase and send it back. Terms.
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Questions guys ask

Straight answers.

Which one should I start with?

No PCT: Uronabol or MYO-11. Cutting: Hydroxygenin. Ready for a first cycle: RAD-Mass, with Cycle Support from day one and Arimidione after it. Still not sure? The 2-minute quiz picks for you.

Which ones need PCT?

Equi-Mass, Win-Test, RAD-Mass, 19-Nandro and 1-Androl suppress your natural testosterone while you take them. Each cycle ends with 4 weeks of Arimidione and Cycle Support. Hydroxygenin, MYO-11, Uronabol and MK-Tropin need no PCT on their own.

Can I mix different bottles for B2G2?

Yes. Any 4 or more bottles from this list count, and the code takes 50% off each one.

Can I stack them?

Yes. Many guys pair a no-PCT bottle with a cycle product. If one bottle in your stack needs PCT, the stack needs PCT. Each product page shows the stacks we run.

When does my order ship?

Order before 3 PM Mountain Time, Monday to Saturday, and it ships that day from Utah. Orders placed after the cutoff, on a Sunday, or on a holiday ship on the next shipping day. Delivery time depends on the carrier.

Will these show up on a drug test?

Some can. Equi-Mass, Win-Test, RAD-Mass, 19-Nandro, 1-Androl and Arimidione can show up on a drug test, and Hydroxygenin is not for anyone who gets tested. For MYO-11, Uronabol and MK-Tropin, we cannot promise any result. Show the label to your testing office before you start.

Who should not take these?

These products are for men 21 and older. Skip them if you have a liver, kidney or heart condition. Some have more limits, listed on each card above and on each product page. Get blood work before and after any cycle. If you take any medicine, talk to your doctor first.

Creatine got you here. This gets you there.

The comments come from CT Fletcher and Lee Priest, our paid brand partners.

OK. Last thing.

You read the whole list. You know which bottles need PCT and which do not. That puts you ahead of most guys in your gym.

Creatine did its job. It got you here. Now pick the bottle for the next job, and let your bar decide.*

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Important safety information

  • Equi-Mass, Win-Test, RAD-Mass, 19-Nandro and 1-Androl suppress natural testosterone while you take them. Plan 4 weeks of PCT after each cycle.
  • For men 21 and older. Not for anyone with a liver, kidney or heart condition. Each product page lists its own warnings.
  • Most of these taste strong. Some buyers report stomach upset or skin breakouts. Hydroxygenin can make you sweat hard.
  • Some of these can show up on a drug test. If you get tested, check each product page before you buy.
  • Talk to a doctor before use, especially if you take any medicine.

*Individual results vary. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ranking: our own store sales for the 90 days ending October 17, 2026. We left off two top sellers we cannot keep in stock right now. CT Fletcher and Lee Priest are paid brand partners. Some videos come from creators who got free product or pay from us. Reviews come from verified buyers on our public review page, trimmed for length (…). Some reviewers got a discount for adding a photo. The tell-a-friend quotes come from our post-purchase buyer survey. Some images on this page were edited with AI for Halloween.

Shipping: orders placed before 3 PM Mountain Time, Monday to Saturday, ship the same day, except on holidays. Delivery time depends on the carrier.

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