For Men Who’d Rather Torch Fat Than Settle for Dad Bod Delusion.

Hydroxygenin™: because we get it — you don’t want another “fat burner” promising to melt inches off while you binge on pizza. Hydroxygenin™ doesn’t play that game. We built this to be the fat-burning solution for guys who understand that getting shredded isn’t a spa day — it’s an all-out war where only the muscle survives.

The T2 & 7-OXO Advantage: Metabolism on Fire

Let’s talk 3,5-Diiodo-L-Thyronine (T2) – Suspension, 200mcg. This little thyroid kicker isn’t here for a polite chat. It fires up your metabolism like it’s late to the gym, torching calories like they’re going out of style.

Then there’s 7-OXO-DHEA - Suspension, 200mg — the wingman that keeps stress hormones in check while dialing up your body’s fat-burning engine. It’s like cardio but… way cooler.

Muscle-Bound Defense: Acacetin & Laxogenin

For the muscle we know you’re obsessed with keeping, we added 4'-Methoxy-5,7-Dihydroxyflavone (Acacetin) - Suspension, 100mg. This fancy-sounding flavone steps in like a bouncer, blocking those enzymes that love to munch on your hard-earned gains.

Finally, Laxogenin (Smilax sieboldii) – Solution, 100mg rounds out the formula, because we know you want results, not regrets. It supports muscle anabolism, making sure you come out of this shredded but still stacked.

Look, we’re not here to sell you on fairy dust. Hydroxygenin™ is for guys who want results, plain and simple. This isn’t a “soft burn” — it’s an unapologetic fat-burner built for men who expect a challenge. Hydroxygenin™: burn fat, keep muscle, and maybe even survive our marketing.

Hydroxygenin doesn’t need to make big promises — the results speak for themselves. Just ask the Vintage Muscle community if you want proof; they’ve got the transformations (and the shredded selfies) to show what real fat-burning power looks like.

Equi-Mass – Because Size Does Matter (Even If You Can’t Admit It)

"The forbidden fruit of mass gainers."

It’s the holy grail of muscle-building—crafted for those with an unyielding need to be bigger, stronger, and possibly questioned by airport security every time they take off their jacket.

This isn’t some fluffy “get toned” blend. Equi-Mass is the mass gainer equivalent of a bare-knuckled bar fight in an abandoned warehouse.

It’s unapologetically intense, relentlessly powerful, and maybe—just maybe—a little over-the-top. But hey, you’re here because you’re willing to flirt with extremes, right? 

The Ingredients:

1,4-OHP - This isn’t just an anabolic precursor; it’s the battle cry of supplements. It’s here to bulldoze through your limits like they’re made of tissue paper.

17beta {3ketoethyl}-androsta-1,4-diene-3-one, 17a-ol Suspension, 200mg - Rolls off the tongue like a gentle lullaby, right? Just kidding. It’s as subtle as a brick through a window, delivering massive power to your muscles and strength gains that only the truly obsessed can appreciate.

3β-Hydroxy-5-androsten-17-one - Suspension, 200mg - The kind of ingredient that makes lesser mass gainers hide in shame. Expect size, fullness, and a recovery boost that could make Wolverine jealous.

Who’s This For?

Not the faint of heart, that’s for sure. Equi-Mass is designed for the guy who rolls his eyes at the word “moderation.” It’s for those who hear "extreme mass gainer" and think, "Finally, something worth my time."

So if you’re happy with “lean muscle” or “a little extra definition,” Equi-Mass isn’t just not for you—it actively mocks you.

But if you’re ready to commit to the iron, if you’ve embraced the absurdity of chasing size like it’s your only mission on earth, then welcome.

Equi-Mass will push you to grow beyond the limits of decency, so much so that the only thing harder than your workouts will be explaining to your grandma why your arms no longer fit in her holiday sweaters.

Equi-Mass: Because getting huge should be a little terrifying.